this will be a night to untag.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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