Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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