Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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