their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
