The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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