Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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