To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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