Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
