I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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