three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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