Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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