There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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