i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
