Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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