I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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