I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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