Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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