I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i think my mom watched the whole time
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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