apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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