normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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