I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Say something about gay babies.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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