Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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