Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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