I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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