Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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