Moan for me like Helen Keller
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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