mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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