sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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