So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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