ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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