I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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