We're like a lot better than the average bears
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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