Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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