Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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