Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
In America we eat man semen.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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