Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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