I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Someone stole a lamp last night.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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