how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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