i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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