Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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