after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
