i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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