You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
No subtext here. People are naked.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
you never un-have a 4some
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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