someone get that fucking seahorse.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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