Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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