I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
