You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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