you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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