i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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