when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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