I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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