HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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