They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
