do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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