I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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