Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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