Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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